Summer Collection 2.0

The real Essie Summer Collection has been unveiled, and it isn't so great. Turns out the tasteful collection of pinks and reds that I thought was the collection is a promotional line for the USA Network's The Starter Wife.

Our real summer collection takes its inspiration from all the metallic seen on the runways this spring; but Essie did it oh so horribly. So unlike her!!

What we do not have to look forward to are: Click It or Ticket - metallic coral, It's a Cinch - metallic coral-pink, Loophole - chrome, Huckle Buckle - metallic purple (only acceptable if worn by Shannon while supporting her alma mater, TCU), and Chastity - a bright pink. This one actually isn't too bad, but if the metallic factor is too high....

The only saving grace is Below the Belt - a glaring white. Score! yet another one for me to obsess over.

It's a good thing that we have two new collections to satisfy our cravings this summer, b.c Buckle Up for Summer is a wreck!